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HTC史上最嗆廣告是一首rap,歌詞句句調侃蘋果、三星


警告:如果你是HTC的粉絲,請直走右轉離開。這支HTC最新釋出的饒舌歌曲MV,看完恐怕只能用“WTF!?”形容,但另類的行銷也成了各大網站的話題。
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HTC的廣告一向有著深奧難懂的幽默(?),這次也不例外。今天HTC釋出了一隻嘻哈饒舌歌曲的MV,找來Greg Carr(又名Dog G)和David Bruce助陣,歌詞左嗆蘋果的iPhone 6、右打三星的Galaxy S5。歌曲中調侃iPhone 6的金屬機身抄襲HTC、三星Galaxy S5名不副實等等。
這支MV被科技龍頭網站Mashable和The Verge分別以“非常古怪”和“異常難以形容的糟糕”形容。……你覺得呢?

HTC-佔據寶座

Y’all can’t be serious man.
你們別開玩笑了,
Y’all trying to bite us?
你們想打敗我們?
You know what I’m saying?
你知道我在說什麼嗎?
It took y’all six years to get what we got in two years!
你們花了六年才達到我們兩年就能辦到的事!
You don’t know who we be?
你不知道我們是誰?
We’re HTC and we’re about to say it loud!
我們是HTC,而且我們要大聲說出來!
HTC we hold the crown!
我們HTC佔據寶座!
Word to Peter Chou!
榮耀屬於周永明!
Tried to bite our frame, but you’ll never steal or take away our name, baby,
試著贏過我們的名氣,但你永遠無法偷走或拿走我們的名聲,baby,
look here, and listen.
看過來,聽好了。
Your smartphone scared,
你的手機好害怕,
Don’t want to clash with a Titan,
不想要玩Clash With a Titan(手機遊戲名)
They saw that M8 debut,
他們看到M8的亮相,
They became enlightened.
他們被啟發了,
Where I’m from, you don’t ever get respect for biting.
從我來的地方,你的死纏爛打連尊重都得不到。
HTC One M8 is the best,
HTC One M8最屌,
You are all invited.
你們全部都受邀。
Your phone was all glass,
你們手機以前都是玻璃,
Why you change your tune now?
怎麼現在想改變了?
Your chip is slower,
你們的晶片慢吞吞,
Plus you’ll never touch our BoomSound.
而且你根本連BoomSound音效都沒有,
More than a few clowns stole what we originated,
一堆可笑的人偷了我們的發明,
We own the universe, your Galaxy is overrated.
我們佔領宇宙,你的Galaxy(銀河)太誇大其實。
It took you copycats six times to get it right,
你們這些抄襲鬼抄六遍才學得會,
My One M8 is far too great, you’ll never touch its light
我的One M8好到不能再好了,你連車尾燈都摸不到。
Gorilla Glass 3, Duo Sensor, dual speakers,
大猩猩玻璃 3,雙感應,雙音響,
HTC is MVP your smartphone’s on the bleachers,
HTC是MVP,你的手機就在看台上,
Internal battery strong,
內建電池很強大,
But if my power’s low,
但如果電力不足了,
I stay alive with Extreme Power Saving Mode,
我還可以靠極致省電模式撐過去。
Make like a nerdy bloggers,
像個書呆子部落客(?),
Put it in your pocket now,
現在放進你的口袋裡,
HTC cannot be beat,
HTC所向無敵,
Help me say it now!
現在跟著我一起說!
HTC, HTC, I say it loud,
HTC,HTC,我大聲的說,
HTC, HTC, You know that we hold the crown,
HTC,HTC,我們佔據寶座你心知肚明。
(重複3次)
Yeah, HTC,
耶,HTC,
The greatest smartphone ever created, baby,
被創造出來過最強的手機,Baby,
One M8, Far too great for y’all competition,
One M8,遠遠超過你們的境界,
So stop, look and listen,
所以停、看、聽,
I say it loud,
我大聲說,
We hold the crown,
我們佔據寶座,
My word to Peter Chou.
榮耀屬於周永明。

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